hey guys, i found these quotes on-line...
the 2nd is my favorite =P!

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. ( ......ain't that the truth!)
Doug Larson